I was right. I'm hungover again today.
Fortunately, on Monday I am starting a Detox Diet where I will detoxify my body for 5 full days, primarily so I can start all over next weekend toxifying it. I'm going to go ahead and give a caveat to this whole endeavor: I will most likely be a raging bitch Monday - Friday of next week due to this diet. I am not going to mask it, pretend I'm not starving and miserable, or even grant anyone around me any semblance of human decency by sparing them every single excrutiating detail of abstaining from alcohol, sugar, caffeine and dairy for 5 days. Nope. Everyone's going to be in this with me, whether they want to be or not...
